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Monday, December 13, 2010

Smokers Suck!



     You! Yes you! I'm talking to you! Are you a smoker? If you are you're most likely a jerk. I'm serious. In my entire life, 99% of smokers are insensitive to their surroundings and the people around them. What's wrong with smokers? I'll tell you what's wrong with them.



     For starters, let's start with your cigarettes. Those things that you burn and smoke. You might as well drink poison. Heck, maybe drinking poison is better than smoking. You don't implicate anybody else. So, you have some money. I don't care where you get it, either from your salary, your pocket money, some spare change. And what do you do with the money. You spend it on cigarettes. I couldn't care less how you spend your money but when it implicates others it's personal. Let's begin shall we?


    The cigarette box. When you've finished smoking and the box is empty. What do you do with it? A normal human being, wait let me make it clear, somebody with a brain would toss it into a trash bin. But no, you and your smug attitude, thinking that somebody will clean up after you, you just leave your trash anywhere. If you're driving in a car, you'll just toss it out of the car window. Nobody will notice right? RIGHT?


    Next, your cigarette butts. You jerks also drop your butts all over the place. If you can't find an ashtray, you'll just drop it anywhere you please. And you can't even be bothered to put out the still lit butt. You just toss it away and you're off to do some business, earn more money and buy more cigarettes. Now let me give you a simple scenario:








     Yeah, thank you. You'll be greatly rewarded in the afterlife. Just sayin'.


     Another thing is how you smoke. To you, cigarette smoke is a healthy substance right? It can cure cancer. It regenerates body parts, right? It can greatly make you life longer. You'll live to be 150 right? Wrong. I'm being sarcastic. Cigarette smoke is one of the foulest thing ever known to man. Cigarette smoke contains over 4,000 chemicals, including 43 known cancer-causing (carcinogenic) compounds and 400 other toxins. These include nicotine, tar, and carbon monoxide, as well as formaldehyde, ammonia, hydrogen cyanide, arsenic, and DDT. Wow. Who the hell created this garbage? I'm seriously ashamed to live in the space world as the men and women who manufacture cigarettes and smokes them. I'm sure you know it's harmful. But you keep on smoking anyway.


    And what's wonderful is you share it with others. Hey hey, the more the merrier eh? Well screw you! You blow the excess smoke it other people's faces. Other people that don't smoke! Let me tell you something. Secondary smokers, or people that breathes in the excess smoke that you produce from smoking are more prone to harm than you. That's horrendous. It's like you take the good stuff and give out the bad stuff to others. You hold your cigarettes in such a way that the wind blows the smoke into people's faces.


     Once again, thank you. Freak.


    Everytime I go somewhere, I will be surrounded by smokers. If I sit somewhere else, another smoker sits near me. It's like some sick twisted game. Let's sit near people who don't smoke shall we? You know what I'd like to do? The next time I go to a restaurant and see a gang of smokers puffing their poison. I'm gonna wear gas mask. Why not? Everybody, let's all wear gas masks near smokers. That'll annoy them abit.


   Let's start a campaign. Wear gas masks today! For the good of mankind.

   Now a look at the religious side. According to Islam smoking is haram. HARAM. You will be punished by Allah. It is destroying you.

    Now keep in mind that not all smokers are bad. Even though I have yet to meet a good smoker. Haha! But seriously, quit today if you can. Chew some gum. Attend therapy. Go to a smokers anonymous club. Just stop disturbing us normal folks. Good day.

4 comments:

papabear said...

I have to agree with you that many smokers are inconsiderate people. they used to throw their cigarette butts all over my porch and only stopped after they were threatened... There are only a few responsible ones out there while most of them are simply jerks who believe that it is their right to poison others...

Falahin Farn said...

Yup, even my brother smoke. However, he respects our family, when he smokes, he try to do it somewhere away from us. He said that he knows it's dangerous to us but let him alone face it because he wants it to.

Mista Blogga said...

:D
cool writing here!
and nice drawings too!

Hasif said...

@ papabear: I agree. They need to be reeducated. People that don't smoke have rights to lead a healthy and clean life.

@ freeter farn: It's good that he respects your family but it'll be better if he respects himself too by quitting. Just my two cents.

@ Mista Blogga: Thanks :)

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