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If Malaysia hosted the FIFA World Cup

     I admit that I'm not much of a football fan. Well, I like football but I'm not a fanatic. I don't even know all the current players in my favourite team (Chelsea which by far will win this year). I don't follow current football events, so don't talk to to me about some player that is moving to some other team because of something that someone has which will affect somebody's career. Typical scenario is this:

  
      I didn't care if Chelsea lost. It didn't matter to me if Drogba moved. I did not stay late watching football matches. But when the 2010 FIFA World Cup came things changed. I was truly excited. For the first time in my life, football mattered. I selected Germany as my favourite team from the start. I read news about the world cup. I researched about the Jabulani. I was a fan. When Germany lost to Spain, I was furious. I condemned the Spaniards and hoped that they would lose in the final. But they won. Damn you Iniesta.

     Okay, I'm going overboard here. The main topic today is.... If Malaysia hosted the FIFA World Cup. With Malaysia's current situation I doubt that that would happen. But let's say it did. What would happen?


 1. Malaysia would celebrate even before the world cup starts

2. Not many Malaysians will support Malaysia

3. Riots would occur daily

4. The World Cup ball name would be in Bahasa Melayu. (And players will complain about it's unresponsiveness again)

5. Malaysia's players would be tiny compared to other countries' players

6. Malaysia will be crushed by it's opponents

7. Both players and tourists will complain about Malaysia

Why it sometimes sucks to be a kid in an adult world

     Sometimes, it really sucks to be a kid in an adult world. But don't get me wrong, it's awesome to be a kid but it's just that sometimes on certain days, you just wish you weren't. These problems arises mainly because adults around you treat you unequally and look down on you. So here is why it sometimes sucks to be a kid in an adult world in my personal view:

1. Cashiers seem to just ignore you whenever you try to order something

2. Cashiers ask you too many questions when you try to buy something expensive

3.Security guards will always think of you as a shoplifter if you are not accompanied with an adult

4.Your opinion never matters, even if it's correct

5.Total strangers scold you if you're a kid but won't if you're an adult

     There!These are just five of the many gripes I have with being a kid in an adult world. So, if you're an adult, please treat kids with the same amount of respect as you would with an adult. The world would be oh so much better.