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Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts

Friday, January 21, 2011

5 Things That Might Just Make Me Rip Out Your Blog's Intestines (if a blog does possess any intestines)

*Highly detailed vomit-inducing awesome-looking blood-spurting image of intestines being ripped out censored for good measure*


     So you made a blog. That's great. What's that? Why I'd love to visit and follow. Dumdedumdedum. Clicked on the link already. Yay. Loading. Finally done. So let's see OHMYGOSHNOOOOOOOOO. This is torture! Must...... m-must.....click follow.........GAH!!!! Pop-ups?!?! FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU. My EARS!!! Blooooooood!!! I set up my speakers to loud!!!! god.....j-just kill me already.....i-i.....c-can't......x.x

     That is what me visiting a horribly made blog looks like if it were to be written by drama writers then sent to a director for a drama serial who then edits the script for added drama.

    It just bugs me sometimes when a person has a badly made blog. I'm touching on the design though, not the content. If it were an interesting blog, I'd overlook the problems, though 'overlook' is such a strong word. But if it's content greatly mirrors it's horrible design then that's just adding insult to injury. Now keep in mind that I'm not a highly qualified web designer and this is all a matter of opinion. So keep those angry emails locked up in your "angry emails" safe please. I'm just a human with taste. That's all. Now where was I? Oh yeah. I'm pretty patient when it comes to these type of blogs. But one day, there will be a time when I just lose it against all these blogs. For the sake of humanity.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Trying blogging again...

I haven't updated this blog for a long time ><. So, I'm trying hard to blog (again!). I didn't update cos' A: Facebook! B: What should I blog about C:Anything else that's stopping me from blogging.

Okay, my topic today is : What is a blog?

A blog can be anything. During the 1800s blogs were those tiny metal rods on new fangled devices. Okay, that's not true at all. So what is a blog? If you don't know already, blog is a word derived from bloggorious which is another word for cat. Thus, blogs are cats. Case closed. Don't disturb me with e-mails asking me what's a blog. Blogs are cats. You don't believe me? Ask a cat.

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